Some famous lines heard from the Burnsville softball fields (1995-present):
2024 Quotes:
- ”I’ve seen one longer then that.”
- ”I’m going to be sore tomorrow.”
- ”I don’t want to do this.”
- ”Greg, you’ll like this.”
- ”A new guy came.”
- ”He came like a dozen times.”
- ”When we play with him on Tuesdays…”
- ”He was long and skinny.”
- ”They call it a hot load.”
- ”He’s very quick and doesn’t stop.”
- ”You must have poked him wrong.”
- ”I gotta go, Katie’s probably getting off.”
- ”You better give me the deep one.”
- ”If you work overtime, you have to get off early.”
- ”I am going to come on Sunday.” “I’m going to come on Sunday too.”
- ”Is this your bag? It’s bigger then Kurt’s.”
- ”Whoa… Kurty is coming next week.”
- ”I’m definitely not coming next week.”
- ”I’m waiting for December and then I’m coming all over them.”
- “That’s why I wanted the short one. What did you get instead?”
- “Yeah, I’ll do it.” “Catch too.”
- “The pressures of swallowing.”
- “It goes to your butt and you just push really hard.”
- “Can you do it in two weeks?”
- “Sitting up there pulling on that knob.”
- “I don’t know if you are interested in doing something that big.”
- “Short and inside.”
- “How big is it?”
- “My wife said ‘You’re not going to… Oh my God!'”
- “I want to get in a game with infinite pickles just to see how many times I can beat him.”
- “Slide right in.”
- “I have a video of me doing it.”
- “Typical at my house… I’ll suggest something, my wife will say ‘No.'”
- “The wife gagged a little bit.”
- “Did you see him when he choked? When he swallowed?”
- “Whoa…She got greasy tonight.”
- “They were just spraying it everywhere.”
- “I spent this week doing random activities with my wife.”
- “That’s a big hole.”
- “You can milk it.”
- “I played with grade school friends for 25 years.”
- “We used to spend an hour debating positions.”
- “Let me finish.”
- “My finger didn’t feel right and I looked down and my index and middle finger were in the same hole.”
- “8 hours of ripping it is a lot on the wrist.”
- “One in front, three inside.”
- “It’s been 20 years and I haven’t taken one to the face.”
- “I looked him in the eyes and said ‘I’m not going down.'”
- “I appreciate you guys letting me play with you.”
- “We didn’t finish until 10.”
2023 Quotes:
- ”I did it today.”
- ”That’s the start of something big.”
- ”My boss came in this morning, at 9am.”
- ”You have to wait one second before coming again.”
- ”Booty has a quick release.”
- ”I tried to talk my wife into coming and she said ‘not tonight.’”
- ”I don’t want it to get weird.”
- ”It was tough, but I did it for awhile.”
- ”I finally got up and did it for awhile.”
- ”You knew we were coming here.”
- ”He wasn’t tall. He was just BIG.”
- ”That hole IS plugged.”
- ”You have to have that hold plugged.”
- ”I only use two fingers.”
- ”I put two fingers in it and no thumb.”
- ”I never put a thumb in in.”
- ”It’s…It’s…so f’ing long though.”
- ”My range is five shots.”
- “I was with a bunch of guys last night.”
- “Well, the guys I play with….”
- “They didn’t come anywhere near me.”
- “That was good. Thanks.”
- “I’m going to go ask if I can do it. Just once.”
- “Oooh, that’s deep.”
- “Do you want the big one or the little one? The big one, obviously”
- “Sometimes I grab yours.”
- “I did it 25 years ago.”
- “Well the fist is aggressive.”
- “They didn’t come anywhere near me.”
- “They come every Thursday….and Monday too.”
- “You gotta swallow it.”
- “I don’t want a big one.”
- “We watched him hammer one out and go right at it.”
- “I think I could beat the second baseman.”
- “I can’t see it in the dark.”
- “They just keep coming.”
- “I feel like two is the limit.”
- “You just have to beat everyone you’re with.”
- “You could fell it the whole way.”
- “I could do just about anything but the start / stop is tough.”
- “I might be able to come next Tuesday.”
- “I just laid there.”
- “I went down.”
- “Hey, we need more than you.” “That’s what my wife says all the time.”
- “Peaches, I don’t know anyone else with that name.” “This may be weird, but I know two other Peaches.”
- “What do you say when I turn my back?”
- “I can let it go at any time.”
- “I picked up a 22 year old for Tuesday nights.”
2022 Quotes:
- “I’m behind you Kenny.”
- ”It gets a little better every time.”
- “I have fun doing it, but it’s just not the same.”
- ”It was 12”, but it didn’t feel like it.”
- ”It was a terrible finish, but it was still fun.”
- ”I started playing with my old man.”
- ”Did you see how quick I was?”
- “In the spring we can do it.”
- ”If they are young and just learning…”
- ”I rarely beat my boss, but sometimes when we are inside in the shop…”
- “You can do it on the deck.”
- ”I went down hard.”
- ”Are you saying I’m big?”
- ”Just grab it, no one will care.”
- ”And then it would come right up in their face.”
- ”Easier to come in than out.”
- ”Small hole. Hard to miss.”
- ”The rubber is this deep.”
- ”It was probably only 6 inches, but it felt good.”
- ”They said we couldn’t do it, but they pushed it.”
- ”I saw him come behind me.”
- ”It swelled up like crazy.”
- ”He and Sano came at the same time.”
- ”Why do you have to pull it out?”
- “Yeah, that’s right…Brandon’s playing with my wife tonight.”
- “What’s the benefits of using the boys…poles?” “They are bigger.”
- “The hole is too big.”
- “Why do you have to pull it out?”
- “They came at the same time.”
2021 Quotes:
- “Hunter was going to come tonight…He still might.”
- “The guys too, they will mix it up. They will come in and out.”
- “I’m coming right in this vicinity.”
- “Al, I think what he said was he likes all positions.”
- “I couldn’t get it out.” “I couldn’t keep it in.”
- “Whoa…How old is she?”
- “I tried to talk the wife into coming tonight and she laughed at me.”
- “I might come one time.”
- “Do you know how hard it is?”
- “I realized it was me that was in it.”
- “I was in it.”
- “It didn’t penetrate as far as I could tell.”
- “Yep, I’m coming with you.”
- “It’s bigger than I thought when you get on the ground.”
- “I think I did beat it in there.”
- “He pulled himself out.”
- “It just gets too big and too floppy.”
- “I played with a guy that played at Iowa State.”
- “It’s like boom, and it’s right on you.”
- “Sorry about that, I was closer than I thought.”
- “It took me eight months to get used to it.”
- “It was deep.”
- “We didn’t finish until 10:10.”
- “I’m going to roate through all of the positions.”
- “Did that hit him in the face?”
- “I wasn’t able to finish it.”
- “She agreed to come if we didn’t stay long.”
- “Oh wait Robert, remember, two fingers.”
- “Do you want me to shoot on you?”
- “Girls, they always scream.”
- “Okay, you bend over.”
- “I was so freaking excited.”
- “Did he just snap that?”
2020 Quotes:
- “Who do you recommend I call to finish it?”
- “Kurty always knows how to make me feel good.”
- “We came from behind. Twice.”
- “Take it in the back, that’s fine.”
- “I can’t believe that came out of that old man.”
- “I won’t get up until the fall.”
- “Kurt, stay up.”
- “I would do it five nights per week if my wife would let me.”
- “It’s huge.”
- “Al told me, ‘keep it in.'”
- “Wow, I stiffened up.”
- “I thought I could go and then it wasn’t going to work.”
- “I swear to God it was like 8 inches.”
- “She said this is going to be painful.”
- “He’s a small guy. Quick.”
- “Thank you all for letting me come.”
- “If I hand you the rod, you just stick it in.”
- “We had two people on and two people off.”
- “They shoot it up your nose until your gag reflex is gone.”
- “The ones you don’t feel are the best.”
2019 Quotes:
- “Did Lars take that in the face?”
- “As soon as they come they will be ready.”
- “And it got on my chin.”
- “All I was thinking was ‘get it hard to Kenny.'”
- “Don’t stop. Don’t stop.”
- “You have to keep active.”
- “Saw you go down and the ball go up.”
- “You can’t just stroke it.”
- “I’m not big and those guys are freaking massive.”
- “What is a normal shaft?”
- “The old one was getting a little loose / sloppy.”
- “When I play with him on Mondays…”
- “He smoked that pole pretty hard.”
- “I don’t blame him, I don’t like the mask either.”
- “That was deep and inside.”
- “Once I went down, I went way down. And then I face planted.”
- “You roll over and then I grab the back end.”
- “Get the wife, she will take video.”
- “You just sprayed me right in the eye.”
- “”Krull, did you go down?”
- “I wasn’t going to do it unless Krull wanted to.”
- “I got two-thirds through it and got it in the face.”
- “I turned to my left and got it right in the jaw.”
- “If you just want to finish, you can. If you want to help others, it will take longer.”
- “Do you want me to hold that for you?”
- “I’m rubbing off on you.”
- “He was on his knees right in front of me.”
- “You picked a bad night to come.”
- “It was only two fingers.”
- “Ahh, I’m right behind you.”
- “I’ve played with that guy multiple times.”
- “I could probably get a third one down.”
- “Why did I come here?”
2018 Quotes:
- “Get up and ride that horse.”
- “You should be able to stay on that for at least eight seconds.”
- “The kids are getting older.”
- “What, Brian couldn’t come tonight?”
- “Did you put your glass in there? I’m still sucking mine.”
- “We won’t be able to come next week.”
- “You have to protect yourself when you get older. It could be life changing.”
- “I would just pray for four balls.”
- “Now, will Brian play with your guys?”
- “I suppose I could come next week.”
- “Put it inside a little bit.”
- “My new trim is like three inches.”
- “I like what I do, but I miss doing it.”
- “It sounds pretty good, but it doesn’t go anywhere.”
- “I’ve heard a piece of hose works well.”
- “You know how fast it comes at you Al.”
- “It’s f’ing hard.”
- “He was playing with himself?”
- “It’s such a long shaft, you just couldn’t get around it.”
- “If you just extend it three inches…”
- “Come every Thursday.”
- “You have to stand up, pull it down and then your shaft is in the same place every time.”
- “Stab your leg and hold your shaft.”
- “I like to put my palm right over the end of it.”
- “I kind of like the extra length.”
- “Put these gloves on and grab it.”
- “Did I say two fingers? I meant three.”
- “You go out in the field before a game and just do it.”
- “Just sucking it dry.”
- “My wife and I like to do this [dramatic pause] we get a broom handle…”
- “It’s a lot harder than you think.”
- “Put a pole in all their hands.”
- “Mine is too big.”
- “We got to play with the girls.”
- “You can’t just squeeze 18 in.” (a round of golf either)
- “That was the big thing she wanted to do.”
- “You basically have to pull this thing.”
- “I’m going like a f’in jack rabbit.”
- “I’ve got a guy at work that’s fairly large.”
- “It looks big, but I didn’t realize it was that big.”
- “I just thought he had a big throat.”
- “I dropped it in on the way by.”
- “Are we still doing it on the 28th?”
- “Sometimes you don’t know how hard to do it.”
- “I couldn’t squeeze it any harder.”
- “Now they come pretty hot.”
- “We had the door shut. There was two of us.”
- “They do it in reverse.”
- “I dry rub myself.”
- “I came up with lather.”
- “Holy S&@!, it took your breath away.”
- “Kenny put it right there and I’m like ‘keep coming.'”
- “You have to beat all the guys off.”
- “I’ve been trying to do it at least once per week.”
- “He didn’t suck at all.”
- “It’s all internal because we are so big.”
- “I like to go after the balls with my bare hand.”
- “At least you got her to come for a couple innings…I couldn’t get my wife to come at all.”
- “All you have to do is sit around and talk, and it happens.”
- “You do tend to go up and down a bit.”
- “I think he just holds his finger down and it just goes.”
- “Brandon will come if you need him.”
- “If you need another, his cousin will come too.”
- “Did the kids like it after they saw it?”
- “I am going to need a little chunk of ice. It helps keep the swelling down.”
- “I love it when you jump on them right away, and then hold’em…and then do it again.”
- “I love pickles.”
- “Just throw it in the hole.”
- “It’s not huge, which is good.”
- “I would call my wife and tell her to put it in.”
- “I could hear him breathing.”
- “All you have to do is talk and it will come through the mouth.”
- “It got to the point where everyone had family and friends doing it.”
- “Well heck, in ’80 we did it in a Dodge.”
- “Do you want to put Brain’s stuff on yours?”
- “They beat us twice.”
- “Kurty, did you get that big one that you took a picture of?”
- “Hey, tell your wife ‘thanks.'”
- “I suppose it was just you and him so there were no witnesses.”
2017 Quotes:
- “I had 11 before I came.”
- “When it’s super soft like that you try to get out of the hole.”
- “Started late and finished early.”
- “It’s not how fast, it’s finishing. There is still more in there.”
- “I don’t know what’s longer….”
- “I want to stay after 10pm, you can talk her into anything.”
- “I just told him to do what he wants.”
- “I thought you were coming with it.”
- “Kurty had a nice over the shoulder one tonight.”
- “All you have to do is hold the rod.”
- “We will just do it right here at the field.”
- “I couldn’t see it coming in.”
- “I’ve been trying to pull it.”
- “He heard flesh rip and couldn’t pull it out.”
- “I did it a lot for one team I played with.”
- “It’s nice to be on the receiving end.”
- “I couldn’t spit it out right.”
- “Alright, I will do it myself.”
- “I’m going to throw it.”
- “I want to see it.”
- “You can slobber all over it.”
- “I wanted the short one behind me.”
- “I almost thanked those girls for coming.”
- “He didn’t like the second pitcher, he got it up a little higher.”
- “Did all of that come out of your nose.”
- “I never did it intentionally.”
- “Oh God, it was thick.”
- “The chance of that drying out tonight is zero.”
- “I’ll give it to him.”
- “I can fit nine in my boat, we can all go down.”
- “Oh man I wanted it.”
- “That f’er was going to come tonight.”
- “Jam it inside.”
- “I’ll do it online.”
- “I feel like it was still hard.”
- “It was like swampy.”
- “I’m just trying to drop it in there.”
- “He was pulling out. Nope, not good enough.”
- “I think I backed out.”
- “My wife likes pickles.”
- “I put just the pickle on her plate.”
- “In about an hour from now, can you do that right in front of me?”
- “There you go. Lick it. Lick it.”
- “It hit me right in the face.”
- “I cannot get my head through the hole.”
- “Al, I’ll do it. Seriously.”
- “It’s all about where you finish.”
- “I came up limp.”
- “How many strokes does it take to break in?”
- “She’s starting to stiffen up a bit now.”
- “It’s stiff now.”
- “I tried to beat him out there.”
- “I touched it, I just didn’t feel it.”
- “It’s smooth, like petting a baby mouse.”
- “If you want me to, I’d love to play with you.”
- “Got to let him finish.”
- “Does she like it?”
- “You smoked me.”
- “Let’s do it right here.”
- “The best is when your sisters kicks you in the nuts when you are 12 years old.”
- “We had him in the boys that I play with.”
- “You could have made it grow.”
- “We have all winter to work on my wife.”
- “See? It’s huge.”
- “Come when you’re called. No matter what.”
- “I think I did it 3-4 times tonight.”
- “Is it just me, or is he just grabbing my @ss?”
- “I could make a phone call and there would be six of us who would come.”
2016 Quotes:
- “I choked on his seeds.”
- “We’ve never done it here.”
- “I don’t want you to bend over, Al.”
- “Now I’m a marked man because my daughter f*#$ed me.”
- “It was soft, you could push it.”
- “Vaseline and pine tar.”
- “Man I love Dicks (Sporting Goods).”
- “I’m glad I didn’t catch that in the palm.”
- “It doesn’t look natural, but he’s huge.”
- “Okay, I’ll go big.”
- “I choked it off a few times.”
- “Wow, your’s is warm.”
- “He’s got quick hands.”
- “Here, let’s have a three way.”
- “I figured I’d get up early and beat it.”
- “No thanks. I’d be up all night.”
- “A friend of mine does it with a lamb.”
- “They have guys taking turns with a lamb trapped in a fence link.”
- “A whole bottle of Wild Turkey and he came.”
- “I got it in the face.”
- “Lube it up, 45 seconds and do it again.”
- “Not very long, just enough.”
- “Does she think that’s real?”
- “I’m going to wake you up if I’m the shooter.”
- “I was doing it on vacation.”
- “Two in the trunk.”
- “Kenny was inches behind C20.”
- “It’s all bare hand.”
- “After you hit it awhile it gets softer.”
- “You don’t wear a glove.”
- “She doesn’t come a lot.”
- “Put it in your mouth! Put it in your mouth!”
- “Here it comes again.”
- “He turns and gets it in the mouth.”
- “I’ve got a wiener for you.”
- “Do you start with the front or the back?”
- “Every time I take my glove off I lose it.”
- “I go down there every day and try to beat it.”
- “I can’t remember how far in you were.”
- “I like doing it sometimes. I don’t like doing it all the time.”
- “As soon as it’s hit, I’m blind. I don’t know if it’s going in or out.”
- “Don’t roll over on your own, wait for them to roll you over.”
- “Keep it out.”
- “It was taller than it was long.”
- “I’m not sure where we finish, but it doesn’t matter.”
- “I can feel it a little bit.”
- “If I remember right, we get Neil next week.”
- “They jacked all of our worms.”
- “Every day I’ve been trying to beat this guy.”
- “I said ‘today I’m going to beat it.'”
- “Give me a far heads up and I’ll do it with you.”
- “Alright Krull, next year we’ll do it.”
- “You know Al will do it.”
- “The spit would come back up your throat.”
- “You literally couldn’t swallow it.”
- “You could put it in and take it out.”
- “You grab it from behind.”
- “I will mount it below.”
- “We did it last year.”
- “We did it last year for a night.”
- “I gave him a few short ones and then one long one.”
- “I put the clamps on it, but it squirted right out of there.”
- “Red, sorry for keeping you up.” [And making the game long too.]
- “Nice hole, Al.”
- “Right call turning your head. That was a face shot.”
- “I almost choked it off.”
- “You’re bigger than I am.” “Yep. I’m taller too.”
- “We did it tonight too.”
- “Oh man, he stroked that thing.”
- “When I eat it just comes out.”
- “I will start at sucking.”
- “Are you at your desk? I’ll send you a picture.”
- “He’s gotta prove he can beat me deep.”
- “It felt different in my hand.”
- “Sorry, I gave it to Nicole.”
- “Was that you that banged Chris P.?”
- “Last year was nice, we did it for one night.”
- “He came inside me.”
- “I’ll do any position, Al.”
- “I don’t know, we tried to make him come all the time.”
- “He was coming and coming hard.”
- “It might be my new favorite team to beat.”
- “I want to get video of you two.”
- “Start when you start, but be at home.”
- “My butt burned. It was a two day process.”
- “Wow, that thing exploded.”
- “I have a hold of it, you just twist the end.”
- “Come Pete! Come Pete!”
- “I have a neighbor that did it.”
- “The second time was easier than the first. No, HE said it was.”
- “I did it once. It’s kind of like watching TV.”
- “Chris got the triple jerk.”
- “Once you’re in, you’re in.”
- “You just go in with that attitude and have a lot of Red Dogs that night.”
- “I apologize if he has to bend this far.”
- “I put two fingers in the last one.”
2015 Quotes:
- “If you were going to film this, I’d rather watch the girls.”
- “She plays all the girls now.”
- “I got off a little early.”
- “You have to bring the whole package.”
- “Brian is hanging out with Tim so he can’t come.”
- “He just bent over and I was like, ‘What do you want me to do?'”
- “I haven’t done it in a long time. I don’t know why.”
- “I asked the first baseman for his phone number.”
- “I see those young kids coming.”
- “Has Brad ever strapped it up?”
- “I was 30 and I was playing with Al.”
- “He may strap it up this year.”
- “It’s that big knob over there.”
- “I need help getting up because I can’t go down.”
- “Normally I here someone yelling when I go down.”
- “I wanted to just palm it. It was above the head.”
- “All it is, is a chunk of rubber hose on each end.”
- “Even if it is just coming on and off the field….”
- “It’s always good to come from behind.”
- “It’s been up for a freakin’ week and a half.”
- “Al, make sure I bend over next time.”
- “It’s a little drier than I like it, but it will work.”
- “The chain was digging into my arm tonight. It’s throbbing.”
- “She turns around and calls me jack rabbit.”
- “I have to take care of the puppy. No one is home.”
- “Can I have a squirt?”
- “I didn’t think I’d beat him back peddling.”
- “The guy is like, ‘Hey, that was a good poke.'”
- “Jeff can do just about every position out there.”
- “You knew that one was coming.”
- “I’ll come when I can.”
- “He’s gonna be sore tomorrow.”
- “This one used to pop out.”
- “I couldn’t find it.”
- “You know what my wife does? I pay $1,000 / month.”
- “You are like Pinocchio.”
- “Pinocchio, you are getting bigger as you speak.”
- “I have a cute kid story.”
- “It’s like that long, he can’t show anybody.”
- “Hey Tim, thanks for coming.” “…and showing up too.”
- “I have a huge staff.”
- “There’s gotta be video of it.”
- “Whatever he does, I could find a position for him.”
- “Towards the end he was giving me the deep balls.”
- “Every time I have two balls on me, I’ve got the green light.”
- “I don’t want to push on it, it’s sore.”
- “I just drop my pants and put it in the spot.”
2014 Quotes:
- “It’s supposed to be beautiful for tomorrow’s game.” “Which night?” “The Bears.”
- “It was a chick we picked up just to use for the weekend.”
- “I just saw him coming quickly in the corner of my eye.”
- “He was coming hard.”
- “I gotta rub that.”
- “CW just spanks one.”
- “My knee hurts, I’m sore…What happened” (concussion)
- “It was cute. I liked it.”
- “Steve thought he had beat it out.”
- “Look at THAT. It’s hard.”
- “I’m glad I wasn’t mid-swallow on that.”
- “His ma was at home with a bubble bath and a ____”
- “I may have had a little spunk back then.”
- “I wear this because I hate it when it comes down right here.”
- “When you get the right spot, it goes.”
- “Who do you play with?” “Men mostly.”
- “How many guys are going down there?”
- “I’ve got a lot in my head.”
- “We had guys coming through the back door that way.”
2013 FALL BALL quotes:
- “He’s got a good seven inches on that guy.”
- “He was eight inches inside.”
- “My God, he is big from here.”
- “Could you hear me coming?” “Not over my own breath.”
- “I was chasing his sweet ass.”
- “Today was strobe lights and horns.”
- “I like to go in early and lead with the fingerprints.”
- “We have to bring more beer when we come.”
- “I committed too early.” “So did I, and now I have three kids.”
- “Do you own a glove?” “No.”
- “Do you want a mask?” “Yes, but not a leather one.”
- “I just watch her bounce.”
- “He popped it up short.”
- “A little in on the backside.” “It would be dumb if he wasn’t.”
- “How was the finger?”
- “He told me to stay, f-him, I went.”
- “I started playing with him 18 years ago.”
- “You can smoke him from right-center.” “And throw him out too.”
- “I think my wife took the car. Anyone else have a car?”
2013 quotes:
- “The next three weeks could be harder [and tough to stay late too].”
- “Am I the first to leave? F-That, I’ll have a beer.”
- “I thought it was longer than that.”
- “Way to get up for that [good catch too].”
- “It’s as good as in.”
- “If you can use two hands, use two hands [Amen to that].”
- “If you keep the cardboard in it, it stays hard.”
- “His head was so long.”
- “I could not wait to get off of Neill A [move to field B too].”
- “You don’t want to spit it out because that would be WRONG.”
- “I got off at 3:30pm. [Left work at 2:25pm.]”
- “I have it up right now, I will show you. [The rules on my phone.]”
- “Every now and then I get one in.”
- “He gave the camel a rub.”
- “You have to put one on and record it all night.”
- “I’m playing as long as you come.”
- “He’s pretty.”
- “I’m going to go home and bang my head against the bed post.”
- “Sometimes it gets stiff and it feels better if I move it around.”
- “I puked the last two weeks.”
- “I can’t think about those hooters.” “I can’t NOT.”
2012 quotes:
- “You have to hope you ate corn the day before, just so you had a ‘tracer.'”
- “It’s a team tradition.”
- “You can’t win two if you don’t win the first one.”
- “It was so tight because they like it.”
- “You can’t find a spot.”
- “I had full access to the wife.”
- “He gave me the full spread.”
- “I swear he’s six inches younger than me.”
- “I have had some long balls.”
- “Once I start, I am not stopping.”
- “It was THIS big around.”
- “Al Sandusky.”
- “There was a girl in there.” “No, that was a knot in the tree.”
- “As dry as its been, it doesn’t take long to suck it in.”
2011 quotes:
- “We should stay here and drink until the other teams have left.”
- “I was beating it around with my bare hands….” And I couldn’t pick up the softball either.
- “I think he is just competitive.”
- “Go deep on their pitcher…” “And hit a homerun too.”
- “Are these CW’s shoes?” “I think he is bigger than that.”
- “She is better insulated than most.”
- “We are out of beer.”
- “How old are you? [28] I’m 50.”
2010 FALL BALL quotes:
- “Is my weiner holding it up?”
- “I love when they pitch quick, I don’t have to think.”
- “I have only one swallow left.”
- “It’s not the destination, it’s the journey.”
- “It’s easier when it’s hard.”
- “The might be the longest dong we saw this year.”
2010 quotes:
- “Heavy on the Greg’s this year. Sounds like runs….”
- “CP was huge tonight. And he hit well too.”
- “Good stick. And he can hit too.”
- “I can’t bend down that far.” — “But you can bend over.”
- “We have video of Cinco’s dong.” “…And his homerun too.”
- “I have never seen his mom, but he’s not very pretty.”
- “I am not happy unless they have a tag in their ear.”
- “It looks like they brought their own bats.”
- “Kiss is playing at the State Fair. I’m going to go have a couple of ‘foot longs’ and hit the concert.” “…Eat a hot dog too.”
- “Pint has to come in….and move closer too.”
- “Al’s a LEADER.”
- “Eso no será el último cuerno rojo que sopla esta noche.
- “We are licking the salt off Ryan’s seeds.”
- “CW went in hard…..and slid too.”
- “I am not good with the smaller ones.”
- “She loves you, she wants to hold you….How is Pat?”
- “We ride his wife too.”
- “Beat it, beat it, beat it…..and run it out too.”
- “That’s why they call it a walk.”
Legacy greats:
- “Hey Red…You mean NOTHING to me!”
- “10 feet, right Red?”
- “Matty…NO ONE!”
- “Lars….NO ONE!” — “Top!”
- “Hey CW, stay hot! And get a hit too.”
- “Be the one, be the shooter, be the guy, be one with the bat, whooo-aaaahhhh now!”
- “little jc, create something.”
- “My sac, Al. Al, my sac.”
- “Coming!”
- “Go Redc0ck$ de fight!”
- “F! F! F! F! GD! F! F! S! GDFS! F! F! GD! Mother F! F! [Ump – WARNING!] F! F! Mother F! F! GDS! F!
- “Hey 2’s…Never change.”
- “I think he’s a pedophile.”
- “She was born in 1978. She should act like it.”
- “She does not seem to be the kind of girl to jump on that donkey and whip it like there is no tomorrow.”
- “I’ve been thinking about coming out here to run my doodle.”
- “She must have smelled my doodle.”
- “Yours is bigger than mine.”
- “You can hold my sack.”
- “Student, like it spells.”