Quotes

Some famous lines heard from the Burnsville softball fields (1995-present):

  • “Hey Red…You mean NOTHING to me!”
  • “10 feet, right Red?”
  • “Matty…NO ONE!”
  • “Lars….NO ONE!”  –  “Top!”
  • “Hey CW, stay hot!  And get a hit too.”
  • “Be the one, be the shooter, be the guy, be one with the bat, whooo-aaaahhhh now!”
  • “little jc, create something.”
  • “My sac, Al.  Al, my sac.”
  • “Coming!”
  • “Go Redc0ck$ de fight!”
  • “F! F! F! F! GD! F! F! S! GDFS! F! F! GD! Mother F! F! [Ump - WARNING!] F! F! Mother F! F! GDS! F!
  • “Hey 2’s…Never change.”
  • “I think he’s a pedophile.”
  • “She was born in 1978.  She should act like it.”
  • “She does not seem to be the kind of girl to jump on that donkey and whip it like there is no tomorrow.”
  • “I’ve been thinking about coming out here to run my doodle.”
  • “She must have smelled my doodle.”
  • “Yours is bigger than mine.”
  • “You can hold my sack.”
  • “Student, like it spells.”

First batch of 2010 quotes:

  • “Heavy on the Greg’s this year.  Sounds like runs….”