Quotes

Some famous lines heard from the Burnsville softball fields (1995-present):

2012 quotes:

  • “You have to hope you ate corn the day before, just so you had a ‘tracer.’”
  • “It’s a team tradition.”

2011 quotes:

  • “We should stay here and drink until the other teams have left.”
  • “I was beating it around with my bare hands….”  And I couldn’t pick up the softball either.
  • “I think he is just competitive.”
  • “Go deep on their pitcher…” “And hit a homerun too.”
  • “Are these CW’s shoes?”  “I think he is bigger than that.”
  • “She is better insulated than most.”
  • “We are out of beer.”
  • “How old are you? [28] I’m 50.”

2010 FALL BALL quotes:

  • “Is my weiner holding it up?”
  • “I love when they pitch quick, I don’t have to think.”
  • “I have only one swallow left.”
  • “It’s not the destination, it’s the journey.”
  • “It’s easier when it’s hard.”
  • “The might be the longest dong we saw this year.”

2010 quotes:

  • “Heavy on the Greg’s this year.  Sounds like runs….”
  • “CP was huge tonight.  And he hit well too.”
  • “Good stick.  And he can hit too.”
  • “I can’t bend down that far.”  — “But you can bend over.”
  • “We have video of Cinco’s dong.”  “…And his homerun too.”
  • “I have never seen his mom, but he’s not very pretty.”
  • “I am not happy unless they have a tag in their ear.”
  • “It looks like they brought their own bats.”
  • “Kiss is playing at the State Fair.  I’m going to go have a couple of ‘foot longs’ and hit the concert.”  “…Eat a hot dog too.”
  • “Pint has to come in….and move closer too.”
  • “Al’s a LEADER.”
  • “Eso no será el último cuerno rojo que sopla esta noche.
  • “We are licking the salt off Ryan’s seeds.”
  • “CW went in hard…..and slid too.”
  • “I am not good with the smaller ones.”
  • “She loves you, she wants to hold you….How is Pat?”
  • “We ride his wife too.”
  • “Beat it, beat it, beat it…..and run it out too.”
  • “That’s why they call it a walk.”

Legacy greats:

  • “Hey Red…You mean NOTHING to me!”
  • “10 feet, right Red?”
  • “Matty…NO ONE!”
  • “Lars….NO ONE!”  –  “Top!”
  • “Hey CW, stay hot!  And get a hit too.”
  • “Be the one, be the shooter, be the guy, be one with the bat, whooo-aaaahhhh now!”
  • “little jc, create something.”
  • “My sac, Al.  Al, my sac.”
  • “Coming!”
  • “Go Redc0ck$ de fight!”
  • “F! F! F! F! GD! F! F! S! GDFS! F! F! GD! Mother F! F! [Ump - WARNING!] F! F! Mother F! F! GDS! F!
  • “Hey 2′s…Never change.”
  • “I think he’s a pedophile.”
  • “She was born in 1978.  She should act like it.”
  • “She does not seem to be the kind of girl to jump on that donkey and whip it like there is no tomorrow.”
  • “I’ve been thinking about coming out here to run my doodle.”
  • “She must have smelled my doodle.”
  • “Yours is bigger than mine.”
  • “You can hold my sack.”
  • “Student, like it spells.”