A snippet. A subset. A sampling of some unintentionally spoken words heard from the Burnsville softball fields (1995 - present):
2026 Quotes:
"The only time I watch a movie is with you."
"This is why I don't come, my cheeks hurt the next day."
"The last one hurt like hell."
2025 Quotes:
"Don't touch it yet Kenny."
"When I knew it wasn't going to hit me in the face, I just let it go."
"I just stuck it out there and didn't think I had a chance."
"I hope it gets yanked at the last minute."
"My God could he stroke it."
"We did it lickety split."
"I tried playing with a silicone one."
"You should take Susan in the backyard with a broomstick."
"He almost inhaled the whole thing."
2024 Quotes:
”I’ve seen one longer then that.”
”I’m going to be sore tomorrow.”
”I don’t want to do this.”
”Greg, you’ll like this.”
”A new guy came.”
”He came like a dozen times.”
”When we play with him on Tuesdays…”
”He was long and skinny.”
”They call it a hot load.”
”He’s very quick and doesn’t stop.”
”You must have poked him wrong.”
”I gotta go, Katie’s probably getting off.”
”You better give me the deep one.”
”If you work overtime, you have to get off early.”
”I am going to come on Sunday.” “I’m going to come on Sunday too.”
”Is this your bag? It’s bigger then Kurt’s.”
”Whoa… Kurty is coming next week.”
”I’m definitely not coming next week.”
”I’m waiting for December and then I’m coming all over them.”
“That’s why I wanted the short one. What did you get instead?”
“Yeah, I’ll do it.” “Catch too.”
“The pressures of swallowing.”
“It goes to your butt and you just push really hard.”
“Can you do it in two weeks?”
“Sitting up there pulling on that knob.”
“I don’t know if you are interested in doing something that big.”
“Short and inside.”
“How big is it?”
“My wife said ‘You’re not going to… Oh my God!'”
“I want to get in a game with infinite pickles just to see how many times I can beat him.”
“Slide right in.”
“I have a video of me doing it.”
“Typical at my house… I’ll suggest something, my wife will say ‘No.'”
“The wife gagged a little bit.”
“Did you see him when he choked? When he swallowed?”
“Whoa…She got greasy tonight.”
“They were just spraying it everywhere.”
“I spent this week doing random activities with my wife.”
“That’s a big hole.”
“You can milk it.”
“I played with grade school friends for 25 years.”
“We used to spend an hour debating positions.”
“Let me finish.”
“My finger didn’t feel right and I looked down and my index and middle finger were in the same hole.”
“8 hours of ripping it is a lot on the wrist.”
“One in front, three inside.”
“It’s been 20 years and I haven’t taken one to the face.”
“I looked him in the eyes and said ‘I’m not going down.'”
“I appreciate you guys letting me play with you.”
“We didn’t finish until 10.”
2023 Quotes:
”I did it today.”
”That’s the start of something big.”
”My boss came in this morning, at 9am.”
”You have to wait one second before coming again.”
”Booty has a quick release.”
”I tried to talk my wife into coming and she said ‘not tonight.’”
”I don’t want it to get weird.”
”It was tough, but I did it for awhile.”
”I finally got up and did it for awhile.”
”You knew we were coming here.”
”He wasn’t tall. He was just BIG.”
”That hole IS plugged.”
”You have to have that hold plugged.”
”I only use two fingers.”
”I put two fingers in it and no thumb.”
”I never put a thumb in in.”
”It’s…It’s…so f’ing long though.”
”My range is five shots.”
“I was with a bunch of guys last night.”
“Well, the guys I play with….”
“They didn’t come anywhere near me.”
“That was good. Thanks.”
“I’m going to go ask if I can do it. Just once.”
“Oooh, that’s deep.”
“Do you want the big one or the little one? The big one, obviously”
“Sometimes I grab yours.”
“I did it 25 years ago.”
“Well the fist is aggressive.”
“They didn’t come anywhere near me.”
“They come every Thursday….and Monday too.”
“You gotta swallow it.”
“I don’t want a big one.”
“We watched him hammer one out and go right at it.”
“I think I could beat the second baseman.”
“I can’t see it in the dark.”
“They just keep coming.”
“I feel like two is the limit.”
“You just have to beat everyone you’re with.”
“You could fell it the whole way.”
“I could do just about anything but the start / stop is tough.”
“I might be able to come next Tuesday.”
“I just laid there.”
“I went down.”
“Hey, we need more than you.” “That’s what my wife says all the time.”
“Peaches, I don’t know anyone else with that name.” “This may be weird, but I know two other Peaches.”
“What do you say when I turn my back?”
“I can let it go at any time.”
“I picked up a 22 year old for Tuesday nights.”
2022 Quotes:
“I’m behind you Kenny.”
”It gets a little better every time.”
“I have fun doing it, but it’s just not the same.”
”It was 12”, but it didn’t feel like it.”
”It was a terrible finish, but it was still fun.”
”I started playing with my old man.”
”Did you see how quick I was?”
“In the spring we can do it.”
”If they are young and just learning…”
”I rarely beat my boss, but sometimes when we are inside in the shop…”
“You can do it on the deck.”
”I went down hard.”
”Are you saying I’m big?”
”Just grab it, no one will care.”
”And then it would come right up in their face.”
”Easier to come in than out.”
”Small hole. Hard to miss.”
”The rubber is this deep.”
”It was probably only 6 inches, but it felt good.”
”They said we couldn’t do it, but they pushed it.”
”I saw him come behind me.”
”It swelled up like crazy.”
”He and Sano came at the same time.”
”Why do you have to pull it out?”
“Yeah, that’s right…Brandon’s playing with my wife tonight.”
“What’s the benefits of using the boys…poles?” “They are bigger.”
“The hole is too big.”
“Why do you have to pull it out?”
“They came at the same time.”
2021 Quotes:
“Hunter was going to come tonight…He still might.”
“The guys too, they will mix it up. They will come in and out.”
“I’m coming right in this vicinity.”
“Al, I think what he said was he likes all positions.”
“I couldn’t get it out.” “I couldn’t keep it in.”
“Whoa…How old is she?”
“I tried to talk the wife into coming tonight and she laughed at me.”
“I might come one time.”
“Do you know how hard it is?”
“I realized it was me that was in it.”
“I was in it.”
“It didn’t penetrate as far as I could tell.”
“Yep, I’m coming with you.”
“It’s bigger than I thought when you get on the ground.”
“I think I did beat it in there.”
“He pulled himself out.”
“It just gets too big and too floppy.”
“I played with a guy that played at Iowa State.”
“It’s like boom, and it’s right on you.”
“Sorry about that, I was closer than I thought.”
“It took me eight months to get used to it.”
“It was deep.”
“We didn’t finish until 10:10.”
“I’m going to roate through all of the positions.”
“Did that hit him in the face?”
“I wasn’t able to finish it.”
“She agreed to come if we didn’t stay long.”
“Oh wait Robert, remember, two fingers.”
“Do you want me to shoot on you?”
“Girls, they always scream.”
“Okay, you bend over.”
“I was so freaking excited.”
“Did he just snap that?”
2020 Quotes:
“Who do you recommend I call to finish it?”
“Kurty always knows how to make me feel good.”
“We came from behind. Twice.”
“Take it in the back, that’s fine.”
“I can’t believe that came out of that old man.”
“I won’t get up until the fall.”
“Kurt, stay up.”
“I would do it five nights per week if my wife would let me.”
“It’s huge.”
“Al told me, ‘keep it in.'”
“Wow, I stiffened up.”
“I thought I could go and then it wasn’t going to work.”
“I swear to God it was like 8 inches.”
“She said this is going to be painful.”
“He’s a small guy. Quick.”
“Thank you all for letting me come.”
“If I hand you the rod, you just stick it in.”
“We had two people on and two people off.”
“They shoot it up your nose until your gag reflex is gone.”
“The ones you don’t feel are the best.”
2019 Quotes:
“Did Lars take that in the face?”
“As soon as they come they will be ready.”
“And it got on my chin.”
“All I was thinking was ‘get it hard to Kenny.'”
“Don’t stop. Don’t stop.”
“You have to keep active.”
“Saw you go down and the ball go up.”
“You can’t just stroke it.”
“I’m not big and those guys are freaking massive.”
“What is a normal shaft?”
“The old one was getting a little loose / sloppy.”
“When I play with him on Mondays…”
“He smoked that pole pretty hard.”
“I don’t blame him, I don’t like the mask either.”
“That was deep and inside.”
“Once I went down, I went way down. And then I face planted.”
“You roll over and then I grab the back end.”
“Get the wife, she will take video.”
“You just sprayed me right in the eye.”
“”Krull, did you go down?”
“I wasn’t going to do it unless Krull wanted to.”
“I got two-thirds through it and got it in the face.”
“I turned to my left and got it right in the jaw.”
“If you just want to finish, you can. If you want to help others, it will take longer.”
“Do you want me to hold that for you?”
“I’m rubbing off on you.”
“He was on his knees right in front of me.”
“You picked a bad night to come.”
“It was only two fingers.”
“Ahh, I’m right behind you.”
“I’ve played with that guy multiple times.”
“I could probably get a third one down.”
“Why did I come here?”
2018 Quotes:
“Get up and ride that horse.”
“You should be able to stay on that for at least eight seconds.”
“The kids are getting older.”
“What, Brian couldn’t come tonight?”
“Did you put your glass in there? I’m still sucking mine.”
“We won’t be able to come next week.”
“You have to protect yourself when you get older. It could be life changing.”
“I would just pray for four balls.”
“Now, will Brian play with your guys?”
“I suppose I could come next week.”
“Put it inside a little bit.”
“My new trim is like three inches.”
“I like what I do, but I miss doing it.”
“It sounds pretty good, but it doesn’t go anywhere.”
“I’ve heard a piece of hose works well.”
“You know how fast it comes at you Al.”
“It’s f’ing hard.”
“He was playing with himself?”
“It’s such a long shaft, you just couldn’t get around it.”
“If you just extend it three inches…”
“Come every Thursday.”
“You have to stand up, pull it down and then your shaft is in the same place every time.”
“Stab your leg and hold your shaft.”
“I like to put my palm right over the end of it.”
“I kind of like the extra length.”
“Put these gloves on and grab it.”
“Did I say two fingers? I meant three.”
“You go out in the field before a game and just do it.”
“Just sucking it dry.”
“My wife and I like to do this [dramatic pause] we get a broom handle…”
“It’s a lot harder than you think.”
“Put a pole in all their hands.”
“Mine is too big.”
“We got to play with the girls.”
“You can’t just squeeze 18 in.” (a round of golf either)
“That was the big thing she wanted to do.”
“You basically have to pull this thing.”
“I’m going like a f’in jack rabbit.”
“I’ve got a guy at work that’s fairly large.”
“It looks big, but I didn’t realize it was that big.”
“I just thought he had a big throat.”
“I dropped it in on the way by.”
“Are we still doing it on the 28th?”
“Sometimes you don’t know how hard to do it.”
“I couldn’t squeeze it any harder.”
“Now they come pretty hot.”
“We had the door shut. There was two of us.”
“They do it in reverse.”
“I dry rub myself.”
“I came up with lather.”
“Holy S&@!, it took your breath away.”
“Kenny put it right there and I’m like ‘keep coming.'”
“You have to beat all the guys off.”
“I’ve been trying to do it at least once per week.”
“He didn’t suck at all.”
“It’s all internal because we are so big.”
“I like to go after the balls with my bare hand.”
“At least you got her to come for a couple innings…I couldn’t get my wife to come at all.”
“All you have to do is sit around and talk, and it happens.”
“You do tend to go up and down a bit.”
“I think he just holds his finger down and it just goes.”
“Brandon will come if you need him.”
“If you need another, his cousin will come too.”
“Did the kids like it after they saw it?”
“I am going to need a little chunk of ice. It helps keep the swelling down.”
“I love it when you jump on them right away, and then hold’em…and then do it again.”
“I love pickles.”
“Just throw it in the hole.”
“It’s not huge, which is good.”
“I would call my wife and tell her to put it in.”
“I could hear him breathing.”
“All you have to do is talk and it will come through the mouth.”
“It got to the point where everyone had family and friends doing it.”
“Well heck, in ’80 we did it in a Dodge.”
“Do you want to put Brain’s stuff on yours?”
“They beat us twice.”
“Kurty, did you get that big one that you took a picture of?”
“Hey, tell your wife ‘thanks.'”
“I suppose it was just you and him so there were no witnesses.”
2017 Quotes:
“I had 11 before I came.”
“When it’s super soft like that you try to get out of the hole.”
“Started late and finished early.”
“It’s not how fast, it’s finishing. There is still more in there.”
“I don’t know what’s longer….”
“I want to stay after 10pm, you can talk her into anything.”
“I just told him to do what he wants.”
“I thought you were coming with it.”
“Kurty had a nice over the shoulder one tonight.”
“All you have to do is hold the rod.”
“We will just do it right here at the field.”
“I couldn’t see it coming in.”
“I’ve been trying to pull it.”
“He heard flesh rip and couldn’t pull it out.”
“I did it a lot for one team I played with.”
“It’s nice to be on the receiving end.”
“I couldn’t spit it out right.”
“Alright, I will do it myself.”
“I’m going to throw it.”
“I want to see it.”
“You can slobber all over it.”
“I wanted the short one behind me.”
“I almost thanked those girls for coming.”
“He didn’t like the second pitcher, he got it up a little higher.”
“Did all of that come out of your nose.”
“I never did it intentionally.”
“Oh God, it was thick.”
“The chance of that drying out tonight is zero.”
“I’ll give it to him.”
“I can fit nine in my boat, we can all go down.”
“Oh man I wanted it.”
“That f’er was going to come tonight.”
“Jam it inside.”
“I’ll do it online.”
“I feel like it was still hard.”
“It was like swampy.”
“I’m just trying to drop it in there.”
“He was pulling out. Nope, not good enough.”
“I think I backed out.”
“My wife likes pickles.”
“I put just the pickle on her plate.”
“In about an hour from now, can you do that right in front of me?”
“There you go. Lick it. Lick it.”
“It hit me right in the face.”
“I cannot get my head through the hole.”
“Al, I’ll do it. Seriously.”
“It’s all about where you finish.”
“I came up limp.”
“How many strokes does it take to break in?”
“She’s starting to stiffen up a bit now.”
“It’s stiff now.”
“I tried to beat him out there.”
“I touched it, I just didn’t feel it.”
“It’s smooth, like petting a baby mouse.”
“If you want me to, I’d love to play with you.”
“Got to let him finish.”
“Does she like it?”
“You smoked me.”
“Let’s do it right here.”
“The best is when your sisters kicks you in the nuts when you are 12 years old.”
“We had him in the boys that I play with.”
“You could have made it grow.”
“We have all winter to work on my wife.”
“See? It’s huge.”
“Come when you’re called. No matter what.”
“I think I did it 3-4 times tonight.”
“Is it just me, or is he just grabbing my @ss?”
“I could make a phone call and there would be six of us who would come.”
2016 Quotes:
“I choked on his seeds.”
“We’ve never done it here.”
“I don’t want you to bend over, Al.”
“Now I’m a marked man because my daughter f*#$ed me.”
“It was soft, you could push it.”
“Vaseline and pine tar.”
“Man I love Dicks (Sporting Goods).”
“I’m glad I didn’t catch that in the palm.”
“It doesn’t look natural, but he’s huge.”
“Okay, I’ll go big.”
“I choked it off a few times.”
“Wow, your’s is warm.”
“He’s got quick hands.”
“Here, let’s have a three way.”
“I figured I’d get up early and beat it.”
“No thanks. I’d be up all night.”
“A friend of mine does it with a lamb.”
“They have guys taking turns with a lamb trapped in a fence link.”
“A whole bottle of Wild Turkey and he came.”
“I got it in the face.”
“Lube it up, 45 seconds and do it again.”
“Not very long, just enough.”
“Does she think that’s real?”
“I’m going to wake you up if I’m the shooter.”
“I was doing it on vacation.”
“Two in the trunk.”
“Kenny was inches behind C20.”
“It’s all bare hand.”
“After you hit it awhile it gets softer.”
“You don’t wear a glove.”
“She doesn’t come a lot.”
“Put it in your mouth! Put it in your mouth!”
“Here it comes again.”
“He turns and gets it in the mouth.”
“I’ve got a wiener for you.”
“Do you start with the front or the back?”
“Every time I take my glove off I lose it.”
“I go down there every day and try to beat it.”
“I can’t remember how far in you were.”
“I like doing it sometimes. I don’t like doing it all the time.”
“As soon as it’s hit, I’m blind. I don’t know if it’s going in or out.”
“Don’t roll over on your own, wait for them to roll you over.”
“Keep it out.”
“It was taller than it was long.”
“I’m not sure where we finish, but it doesn’t matter.”
“I can feel it a little bit.”
“If I remember right, we get Neil next week.”
“They jacked all of our worms.”
“Every day I’ve been trying to beat this guy.”
“I said ‘today I’m going to beat it.'”
“Give me a far heads up and I’ll do it with you.”
“Alright Krull, next year we’ll do it.”
“You know Al will do it.”
“The spit would come back up your throat.”
“You literally couldn’t swallow it.”
“You could put it in and take it out.”
“You grab it from behind.”
“I will mount it below.”
“We did it last year.”
“We did it last year for a night.”
“I gave him a few short ones and then one long one.”
“I put the clamps on it, but it squirted right out of there.”
“Red, sorry for keeping you up.” [And making the game long too.]
“Nice hole, Al.”
“Right call turning your head. That was a face shot.”
“I almost choked it off.”
“You’re bigger than I am.” “Yep. I’m taller too.”
“We did it tonight too.”
“Oh man, he stroked that thing.”
“When I eat it just comes out.”
“I will start at sucking.”
“Are you at your desk? I’ll send you a picture.”
“He’s gotta prove he can beat me deep.”
“It felt different in my hand.”
“Sorry, I gave it to Nicole.”
“Was that you that banged Chris P.?”
“Last year was nice, we did it for one night.”
“He came inside me.”
“I’ll do any position, Al.”
“I don’t know, we tried to make him come all the time.”
“He was coming and coming hard.”
“It might be my new favorite team to beat.”
“I want to get video of you two.”
“Start when you start, but be at home.”
“My butt burned. It was a two day process.”
“Wow, that thing exploded.”
“I have a hold of it, you just twist the end.”
“Come Pete! Come Pete!”
“I have a neighbor that did it.”
“The second time was easier than the first. No, HE said it was.”
“I did it once. It’s kind of like watching TV.”
“Chris got the triple jerk.”
“Once you’re in, you’re in.”
“You just go in with that attitude and have a lot of Red Dogs that night.”
“I apologize if he has to bend this far.”
“I put two fingers in the last one.”
2015 Quotes:
“If you were going to film this, I’d rather watch the girls.”
“She plays all the girls now.”
“I got off a little early.”
“You have to bring the whole package.”
“Brian is hanging out with Tim so he can’t come.”
“He just bent over and I was like, ‘What do you want me to do?'”
“I haven’t done it in a long time. I don’t know why.”
“I asked the first baseman for his phone number.”
“I see those young kids coming.”
“Has Brad ever strapped it up?”
“I was 30 and I was playing with Al.”
“He may strap it up this year.”
“It’s that big knob over there.”
“I need help getting up because I can’t go down.”
“Normally I here someone yelling when I go down.”
“I wanted to just palm it. It was above the head.”
“All it is, is a chunk of rubber hose on each end.”
“Even if it is just coming on and off the field….”
“It’s always good to come from behind.”
“It’s been up for a freakin’ week and a half.”
“Al, make sure I bend over next time.”
“It’s a little drier than I like it, but it will work.”
“The chain was digging into my arm tonight. It’s throbbing.”
“She turns around and calls me jack rabbit.”
“I have to take care of the puppy. No one is home.”
“Can I have a squirt?”
“I didn’t think I’d beat him back peddling.”
“The guy is like, ‘Hey, that was a good poke.'”
“Jeff can do just about every position out there.”
“You knew that one was coming.”
“I’ll come when I can.”
“He’s gonna be sore tomorrow.”
“This one used to pop out.”
“I couldn’t find it.”
“You know what my wife does? I pay $1,000 / month.”
“You are like Pinocchio.”
“Pinocchio, you are getting bigger as you speak.”
“I have a cute kid story.”
“It’s like that long, he can’t show anybody.”
“Hey Tim, thanks for coming.” “…and showing up too.”
“I have a huge staff.”
“There’s gotta be video of it.”
“Whatever he does, I could find a position for him.”
“Towards the end he was giving me the deep balls.”
“Every time I have two balls on me, I’ve got the green light.”
“I don’t want to push on it, it’s sore.”
“I just drop my pants and put it in the spot.”
2014 Quotes:
“It’s supposed to be beautiful for tomorrow’s game.” “Which night?” “The Bears.”
“It was a chick we picked up just to use for the weekend.”
“I just saw him coming quickly in the corner of my eye.”
“He was coming hard.”
“I gotta rub that.”
“CW just spanks one.”
“My knee hurts, I’m sore…What happened” (concussion)
“It was cute. I liked it.”
“Steve thought he had beat it out.”
“Look at THAT. It’s hard.”
“I’m glad I wasn’t mid-swallow on that.”
“His ma was at home with a bubble bath and a ____”
“I may have had a little spunk back then.”
“I wear this because I hate it when it comes down right here.”
“When you get the right spot, it goes.”
“Who do you play with?” “Men mostly.”
“How many guys are going down there?”
“I’ve got a lot in my head.”
“We had guys coming through the back door that way.”
2013 FALL BALL quotes:
“He’s got a good seven inches on that guy.”
“He was eight inches inside.”
“My God, he is big from here.”
“Could you hear me coming?” “Not over my own breath.”
“I was chasing his sweet ass.”
“Today was strobe lights and horns.”
“I like to go in early and lead with the fingerprints.”
“We have to bring more beer when we come.”
“I committed too early.” “So did I, and now I have three kids.”
“Do you own a glove?” “No.”
“Do you want a mask?” “Yes, but not a leather one.”
“I just watch her bounce.”
“He popped it up short.”
“A little in on the backside.” “It would be dumb if he wasn’t.”
“How was the finger?”
“He told me to stay, f-him, I went.”
“I started playing with him 18 years ago.”
“You can smoke him from right-center.” “And throw him out too.”
“I think my wife took the car. Anyone else have a car?”
2013 quotes:
“The next three weeks could be harder [and tough to stay late too].”
“Am I the first to leave? F-That, I’ll have a beer.”
“I thought it was longer than that.”
“Way to get up for that [good catch too].”
“It’s as good as in.”
“If you can use two hands, use two hands [Amen to that].”
“If you keep the cardboard in it, it stays hard.”
“His head was so long.”
“I could not wait to get off of Neill A [move to field B too].”
“You don’t want to spit it out because that would be WRONG.”
“I got off at 3:30pm. [Left work at 2:25pm.]”
“I have it up right now, I will show you. [The rules on my phone.]”
“Every now and then I get one in.”
“He gave the camel a rub.”
“You have to put one on and record it all night.”
“I’m playing as long as you come.”
“He’s pretty.”
“I’m going to go home and bang my head against the bed post.”
“Sometimes it gets stiff and it feels better if I move it around.”
“I puked the last two weeks.”
“I can’t think about those hooters.” “I can’t NOT.”
2012 quotes:
“You have to hope you ate corn the day before, just so you had a ‘tracer.'”
“It’s a team tradition.”
“You can’t win two if you don’t win the first one.”
“It was so tight because they like it.”
“You can’t find a spot.”
“I had full access to the wife.”
“He gave me the full spread.”
“I swear he’s six inches younger than me.”
“I have had some long balls.”
“Once I start, I am not stopping.”
“It was THIS big around.”
“Al Sandusky.”
“There was a girl in there.” “No, that was a knot in the tree.”
“As dry as its been, it doesn’t take long to suck it in.”
2011 quotes:
“We should stay here and drink until the other teams have left.”
“I was beating it around with my bare hands….” And I couldn’t pick up the softball either.
“I think he is just competitive.”
“Go deep on their pitcher…” “And hit a homerun too.”
“Are these CW’s shoes?” “I think he is bigger than that.”
“She is better insulated than most.”
“We are out of beer.”
“How old are you? [28] I’m 50.”
2010 FALL BALL quotes:
“Is my weiner holding it up?”
“I love when they pitch quick, I don’t have to think.”
“I have only one swallow left.”
“It’s not the destination, it’s the journey.”
“It’s easier when it’s hard.”
“The might be the longest dong we saw this year.”
2010 quotes:
“Heavy on the Greg’s this year. Sounds like runs….”
“CP was huge tonight. And he hit well too.”
“Good stick. And he can hit too.”
“I can’t bend down that far.” — “But you can bend over.”
“We have video of Cinco’s dong.” “…And his homerun too.”
“I have never seen his mom, but he’s not very pretty.”
“I am not happy unless they have a tag in their ear.”
“It looks like they brought their own bats.”
“Kiss is playing at the State Fair. I’m going to go have a couple of ‘foot longs’ and hit the concert.” “…Eat a hot dog too.”
“Pint has to come in….and move closer too.”
“Al’s a LEADER.”
“Eso no será el último cuerno rojo que sopla esta noche.
“We are licking the salt off Ryan’s seeds.”
“CW went in hard…..and slid too.”
“I am not good with the smaller ones.”
“She loves you, she wants to hold you….How is Pat?”
“We ride his wife too.”
“Beat it, beat it, beat it…..and run it out too.”
“That’s why they call it a walk.”
Legacy greats:
“Hey Red…You mean NOTHING to me!”
“10 feet, right Red?”
“Matty…NO ONE!”
“Lars….NO ONE!” — “Top!”
“Hey CW, stay hot! And get a hit too.”
“Be the one, be the shooter, be the guy, be one with the bat, whooo-aaaahhhh now!”
“little jc, create something.”
“My sac, Al. Al, my sac.”
“Coming!”
“Go Redc0ck$ de fight!”
“F! F! F! F! GD! F! F! S! GDFS! F! F! GD! Mother F! F! [Ump – WARNING!] F! F! Mother F! F! GDS! F!
“Hey 2’s…Never change.”
“I think he’s a pedophile.”
“She was born in 1978. She should act like it.”
“She does not seem to be the kind of girl to jump on that donkey and whip it like there is no tomorrow.”
“I’ve been thinking about coming out here to run my doodle.”
“She must have smelled my doodle.”
“Yours is bigger than mine.”
“You can hold my sack.”
“Student, like it spells.”